Middle School Wisdom on Pick-up Lines

Student:  "Ms. W., Jarred just told me an inappropriate pick-up line.  If I was a squirrel and you were a tree, I'd store my nuts in you."

Middle School Discriptions of Parents

Student:  My mom looks like a holocaust victim with a Kardashian butt.

Middle School Students Confusing Love and History

Me: "Can anyone give me an example of early U.S. foreign policy?"

8th grader: "Oh! The Seduction Act!"

Me: "Close... I think you mean the Alien and Sedition Act."

Middle School Understanding of Direction

Teacher:  "Okay, which way is north?"

Student:  "Which ever direction you're facing."

Sassy Middle School Comments

Me:  Gabbie, the attendance program says you're absent yet you are here.
Gabbie:  I was absent for homeroom.
Me:  But it still says you're absent; so, I'm going to treat you like you're not here today.
Gabbie:  Good, if I'm not here, then I don't have to answer any questions.
Me:  That was good!

Middle School Understanding of the Material

Teaching my 8th graders The Bill of Rights... One of my students asked me if it's the 7th Commandment that gives someone the right to sue someone else. Uhhh, close!

Middle School Notes

I found this awhile ago.  It's the middle school version of how to remember order of operations complete with misspellings.

 

So adorable!!